Alright? I'm Alo, or farmboy to some people. I like weed, my dog, my van and my computer, especially my computer. You could say I'm single at the moment, but to be honest, I'll take anything I can get, which to be fair, isn't much. I live in Bristol too, on a farm, hence farmboy, it's pretty shit, actually, it's terrible. And before you try to make any, I've heard all the ginger jokes before. And no, I'm not that bloke from Harry Potter. I'm in a band now too, it's called Fuck Norris, y'know if anyones interested.
Sticking It To The Fucking Man.

Ooc; Para replies will be done some time later today or tomorrow, sorry for taking so long, exams are a starting. 

maybenot-mcguinness:

Well Rich thinks he is even though he barely knows Freddie like I do.

Well why does Rich think he is? Has he done something or some shit?

maybenot-mcguinness:

So you don’t agree with your soulmate that Freddie’s a prick?

I don’t know the bloke, is he?

maybenot-mcguinness:

Well I think he thinks that anyone who isn’t him or Grace is a clone since they’re supposedly the only attractive ones out of everyone.

I reckon he thinks I’m attractive too, McGuinness. Well you should probably talk some sense into that thick skull of his. 

Alo had made sure his parents were long gone before he texted Effy. They had left with strict instructions, not a single soul was to enter or leave the farm, naturally he agreed, not wanting to raise suspicion by protesting, he knew if he did they wouldn’t leave, and Alo couldn’t think of anything worse than his parents and Effy interacting, though she probably wouldn’t have been allowed to take a step past the gates, his mother would most likely accuse her of trespassing and that would put an end to the girl’s first encounter with a farm. It wasn’t much of a farm, certainly not something anyone would be impressed by, Alo thought he should clean up, but he wasn’t sure where to start, he thought he might spray something around the place, something he’d probably find in the bathroom, it was fair to say that the scent of the farm wasn’t the most inviting. 

He sat down, leaning against an uncomfortable wall. He would have preferred to spend the day out, but Effy had never been on a farm before and he was determined to make her first visit a good one. Alo fished around in his strangely large pocket for a spliff he remembered rolling earlier, pulling it out victoriously he began searching for the lighter in his other pocket, after what seemed like a scavenger hunt, he found it and lit the joint, inhaling and enjoying the warmth. He had supplies for more, for once Alo had been organized, remembering to buy some before Effy came over, granted it was cheap, and probably shit, but it was weed, and that was the main thing. 

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maybenot-mcguinness:

Clones…? Do you fancy the Fitch twins or some shit like that?

Fuck’s sake, no. I don’t fancy anyone. I think he means they all look the same, how am I supposed to know what goes on in that little mind of his?

maybenot-mcguinness:

You do not win them all Ginger minge, only this one.

And he can be a dick sometimes, can’t he… And he’s your best mate too, has he ever said shit about some girl or thing you’ve fancied?

Thats what you think.

Yeah, but that’s different, we don’t really talk about feelings and shit, that’s what you’re for. Thing? I’m offended, but I suppose he has, I’m not sure thing I’ve fancied has been up to his standards. He says they’re clones or some bollocks like that. 

maybenot-mcguinness:

…Okay fine, you win that one. But you were still talking about him with Rich and he was saying shit about Freddie.

I win them all, McGuinness. Rich says shit about everyone, you’ve got to learn to live with it. I would’ve reckoned you’d be used to it by now, with you two being best mates and all. 

maybenot-mcguinness:

You were still saying shit about him.

Bollocks. What’d I say then? 

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